Oct 05 2007
A Castle and a Woman
Okay, another weird dream. But that must be normal for me. 
Last night I dreamed that I was in a strange world… my memory begins when I am going back to my house, which might be a house from a prior dream, but it was in a world that had magic. Ah, if only I could go back to my world that has magic…
I remember being in the house alone because everyone had gone to some celebration. And there was a big gang of people coming… I was walking away from the house down a path with trees and grass, and I think the road was paved. Two cars approached me and I got worried so I started running back to the house with my bionic legs (yeah Bionic Woman was on last night). And I reached the 6 foot fence and tried to get over, but they reached me before I could get over and pulled me off. I was so worried they were going to rape me or hurt me.
So in my mind and with my magic I called out to Henry (from Eureka, yeah it was him, and yeah I’d just watched Eureka too…) and he came down in his dirigible to save me. He landed harshly, and I wondered what he, alone, could do against all these men. He landed on one of their motorcycles and disabled that one. Then he got out of his dirigible and walked up bold as brass to all the men, because he was bound and determined to protect me.
He walked up to the leader, who had me in his (the leader’s) possession, and asked what was going on. The leader, we found out, respected men more than women. He gave a huge laugh when Henry said that I was Henry’s woman, and handed me over. And he said well, if that’s the case, then we should get married!
There was an unfortunate death during the battle (which had happened but I guess I kinda missed) and there was a man who died. He loved a woman who had died months before, so they deiced to have a double wedding. Me and Henry… who was slowly morphing into some other man, younger, blonder.
We had to balance on these plastic like sticks that had a cup on the bottom for support. We could hold onto the cheif, who was performing the ceremony. And the two ghost people also balanced on the polls with us. The cheif married the ghosts first, then they were all happy and vanished. Next was us. We were married next, even though we were not so sure about it, and then the party started and we got off our polls. We didn’t fall off them, they were strangely easy to balance on.
During the party things changed and it wasn’t a celebration for a wedding anymore, the wedding part faded away. It was old style, though, like old west or fantasy still. And there was a line of women sitting on a bench and chatting. Maybe about 10 women. Some of them were ones that I was either related to or friends with, and lived in the house with. One of the women was either overweight, or she had large boobs. I think she just had huge boobs. She was a lady of the evening and I got to talking to her, I was standing or kneeling in front of her. And somehow my face ended up in her boobs and it was rather nice. So she and I decided we would go and have sex. I was nervous but horny too. (It is day 20 today so that’s why I’m starting to get horny in my dreams.)
So we went off and had sex, though it was a bit akward as I didn’t really know what I was doing. Plus it was like reading. I can never read in my dreams, I can’t make out the words. This was the same way. But it was pleasant anyway.
Let’s see… then there was some more of the celebration, still not wedding related, and then it pretty much fades away and I woke up.
I did wake up feeling stressed and rushed. I had to force myself through my sleep to wake up, as the alarm went off. Waking up is odd for me. I will write another post about it!
